Could you..umm...thanx.

He's tall and rather handsome, and he speaks sooooo well for a....oops, I mean, he's quite an orator. President of Harvard Law Review, U.S. Senator, homegrown wisdom, endless work for charity---great.
Hello!? Barack Obama is as useless and shady as any other politician, and that is why he speaks the same language they all do: preaching "unity", God wants this and that for America and we can fix everything with a little faith. Please to stop putting the hope of a country on one man's charisma and resumé.






So if you could, umm, hell up* about him and move on with your life, that'd be great.



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