Oh girl. (mixed bag edition)

So does anyone wanna explain to me why the Hell her new album is entitled bidet?
You look amazing girl, but potty humor does Not suit you.




Oh girl, Ghent is SO gay!
How gay IS it??
Ghent is so gay, that instead of 21st street, the signs say 21th street! (I'm not making this up, If I had my camera i'd have proof right here where this disclaimer is)





So you've probably seen those VW commercials where a group of friends are riding around chit-chatting and whatnot, when suddenly they are rocked by an oncoming car they didn't see. My favorite has to be where the 4 guys are all talking about Viagra, but no one actually mentions what they're talking about. It just starts off with "So they say if it lasts for more than 4 hours, call 911.
It made me think of how far we've come in terms of "decency" on television, far enough that douche, tampons, condoms, and even as obscure a phenomenon as priapism are all fair game. I find the erectile dysfunction commercials especially hilarious, because it's not just innuendo on tv, it's Old People innuendo on tv.







Today I was walking and I saw a transient individual. he was looking at the ground as he walked, so he didn't see me. Suddenly, he broke out into some sort of Fred Astare shuffle, went heel-toe heel-toe, sashayed for 4 steps, and did a complete turn, at which point he was in a position to see me staring directly at him, slack jawed and a little humbled. He quickly collected himself, looked back at the ground, and went on his way.
You just never know, do you?